Hi guys, it's been a while:
Here's a cool blog for sugar daddy dating that me friend Ann used to read.
It's fun to see how a person who deliberatly goes for rich guys goes about it!
Monday, July 26, 2010
Monday, January 5, 2009
Bus pick up
Guys, try this:
In the bus, go to a girl listening to her ipod. Ask her what she's listening to - shel say RnB or whatever. You go: Oh, I took you for a heavy metal chick - man, is this relationshp destined to failure or what?!
;-)
In the bus, go to a girl listening to her ipod. Ask her what she's listening to - shel say RnB or whatever. You go: Oh, I took you for a heavy metal chick - man, is this relationshp destined to failure or what?!
;-)
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Serious pick up lines
Heres an excellent blog about serious pick up lines. Also, theres some great openers, material and basically stuff to talk to women about.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Funny pick up line - drug dealer!
DRUG DEALER OPENER
"Hey, do I look like a drug dealer?" (laugh or look quizzically)
"Because we were outside and some dude came up to me, touched me on the arm like this...
and asked, 'Hey man, you got some coke?'"
Another thing I've noticed is about 10 times a night I'll get someone coming up to me and asking "can I have a cigarette". Seriously, I'm considering carrying around a pack of menthol cigs, so I'll just pull one out and hand it to the guy and he'll be all like "HUH?"
Funny pick up line opener
Funny pick up line opener about sizes and whether they matter ;-)
Guys, let me ask you something.. does size really matter?
Target: yes or no
You :Interesting, because a friend of mine has this huge, huge hrmmmm, pause, car, and he gets none, while my other friend has this tiny, tiny hrmm, pause, vespa and he gets all the attention and all the girls… whats up with that?
You chat, back and forth... bla bla. And say:
Really, I didn’t come to talk about my friend, I came because you look kinda funny, and I am going to get to know you… so tell me something about yourself
Guys, let me ask you something.. does size really matter?
Target: yes or no
You :Interesting, because a friend of mine has this huge, huge hrmmmm, pause, car, and he gets none, while my other friend has this tiny, tiny hrmm, pause, vespa and he gets all the attention and all the girls… whats up with that?
You chat, back and forth... bla bla. And say:
Really, I didn’t come to talk about my friend, I came because you look kinda funny, and I am going to get to know you… so tell me something about yourself
Very funny pick up line:
Funny pick up line:
Be playful - here is the Bank Robbery:
Hey guys, let me ask you something - seriously - can you keep a secret?
Girls :yes....
Okay, are you good drivers? We are robbing bank across the street, and guess what (pause) - our driver, she has let us down! All you need to do is do some serious driving. You get, uhmmm, 3%.
She will laugh and claim 5% - say she'll get 5 but also have to bring the champagne to celebrate!
Be playful - here is the Bank Robbery:
Hey guys, let me ask you something - seriously - can you keep a secret?
Girls :yes....
Okay, are you good drivers? We are robbing bank across the street, and guess what (pause) - our driver, she has let us down! All you need to do is do some serious driving. You get, uhmmm, 3%.
She will laugh and claim 5% - say she'll get 5 but also have to bring the champagne to celebrate!
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