Funny pick up line - drug dealer!

DRUG DEALER OPENER

"Hey, do I look like a drug dealer?" (laugh or look quizzically)

"Because we were outside and some dude came up to me, touched me on the arm like this...
and asked, 'Hey man, you got some coke?'"

Another thing I've noticed is about 10 times a night I'll get someone coming up to me and asking "can I have a cigarette". Seriously, I'm considering carrying around a pack of menthol cigs, so I'll just pull one out and hand it to the guy and he'll be all like "HUH?"