Funny pick up line opener

Funny pick up line opener about sizes and whether they matter ;-)

Guys, let me ask you something.. does size really matter?

Target: yes or no


You :Interesting, because a friend of mine has this huge, huge hrmmmm, pause, car, and he gets none, while my other friend has this tiny, tiny hrmm, pause, vespa and he gets all the attention and all the girls… whats up with that?

You chat, back and forth... bla bla. And say:

Really, I didn’t come to talk about my friend, I came because you look kinda funny, and I am going to get to know you… so tell me something about yourself